- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

1+2 = 6

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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