Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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