how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did the fish fly It didn't

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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