You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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