what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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