- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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