Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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