a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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the redsox

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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