Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Guest what in the butt

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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