- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A: Knock Knock B: 7

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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