- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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