- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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dat shoe shine tho

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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