- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Skinny people fart less.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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