What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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