- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

VAL SUCKS

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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