What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Beka has AIDS

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Women's rights.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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