- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Mooses

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A American seeking into mexico

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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