Prostitution is bad.......

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Anti Joke

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