why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Women's rights

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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