How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Mooses

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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