- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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