hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

John lazzaro likes dick

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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