- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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