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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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