- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Your mother just died.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Honk if you're Amish!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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