- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

I like poop in my butt

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

You're welcome. On to the next house.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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