why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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