The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Obama = ebola

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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