- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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