your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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