Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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