- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A fat guy!

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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