Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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