- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Sixty... eight

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

I enjoy Popcorn

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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