A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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