- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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