- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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