- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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