- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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