Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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