- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Who is it?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

read me write me

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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