why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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