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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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