What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Atheism

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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I'm hungry.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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