How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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