Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Guest what in the butt

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Anti Joke

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