What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

When is a door not a door? Never.

Smelly Indians.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

You sick fiend

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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