Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

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