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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

A baby seal walks into a club.

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