Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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