A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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You were born.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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