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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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