- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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