Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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