Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Read a Book.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

LOL

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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