I don't get it

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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