- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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