- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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