- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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