- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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