What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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