- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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