A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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