- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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