Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Okay, after this one then...

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Anti Joke

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