Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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