What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Your adopted

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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No antijoke here.

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