- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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