Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

You were born.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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