- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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