- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

The child was fired from his job.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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