- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Joesph Triphook.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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