Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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