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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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