- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

knock knock!? . . No.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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