- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Stephen Hawking

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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