- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Brain fart

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Stephen Hawking

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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