- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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