Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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