What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Faithful men.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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