- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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