- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What fires shots? A gun

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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