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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Waffles ate my grandma

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what is 3+3= 8

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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