a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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How old are you? 7

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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