- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What fires shots? A gun

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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