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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Smelly Indians.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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