- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Your mums a potato

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

An Asian person drove home safely.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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