- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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