- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Joesph Triphook.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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