- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

An Asian person drove home safely.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Your mums a potato

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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