Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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