Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Your gay

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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