So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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