- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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